A “too dumb to be a criminal” bonehead award goes to an unnamed man in San Francisco, CA. It was the day that the jury was to decide whether the man was guilty or not of auto theft. White the man sat inside the courtroom bystanders outside noticed an SUV with dogs inside. With the warm temperature the bystanders alerted police. The man exited the court and headed to the SUV wither police charged him not only with animal cruelty but also with stealing the SUV he drove to his auto theft trail.